If the gore in a gore/body horror movie is mainly cg then what’s even the point

Ma’am what do you want them to do murdwr the actors???

Ohhhh I forgot about practical effects

"Bottom does not mean sub" might as well be occult knowledge to some of y'all

call my man shredded lettuce because he be a sub topping

“I’m not going to do the thing because I don’t view it as important.” ← Conscious decision made of your own free will.

“I want to do the thing because I view it as important, but trying to get myself to do the thing creates the same reaction as trying to put my hand on a hot stove would.” ← Executive dysfunction, a physical health problem that doesn’t answer to your own free will.

“Trying to get myself to do the thing creates the same reaction as trying to put my hand on a hot stove would. This must mean I don’t actually want to do the thing and I’m just tricking myself into thinking I do.” ← No, that’s still executive dysfunction, but you’re having brainworms about it.

the reason none of us can ever leave tumblr is because we've already evolved to having this be our only suitable habitat. we're the devils hole pupfish of people.

me and my mutuals

“𝘼 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙧…𝙄 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙞𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙂𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙩…”
New pic by @worldofgwendana at Momocon!
My Major Kusangi, Ghost in the Shell

@ms-demeanor

Porn artists over cops is a hierarchy that I can get behind.

I'd love having you get at my behind.

me. me when a poem says something ive felt before

Thinking you can handle a 26% pre-roll but you rock up to the Subway counter and realize the fucking cold cut combo is staring at you

Kate Bush: “THE water….AHAHHSHSHAHHHHHH OOOOOOOO! *whale noises*” 

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